Sizzling Cinders

Renting DVD’s in Thailand can sometimes lead to a few surprises. One festive season a friend rented a DVD of Alice in Wonderland to keep his children quiet for a couple of hours. When he tested it — fortunately while the kids weren’t around -he discovered he had acquired an “exotic” movie. At the Mad Hatter’s Tea Party the March Flare suddenly stood on the table and took his trousers off, while Alice was caught in the bushes making love with Humpty Dumpty — not quite how he had remembered Alice’s adventures as a child.
This apparently is not an isolated case. Another friend had a similar experience with Cinderella. His first indication that it wasn’t quite the innocent film he expected was that the Ugly Sisters weren’t ugly. They also seemed to be very well endowed and not afraid to show it. Meanwhile “Cinders” herself had great difficulty keeping her clothes on while being pursued by “Buttons”, whose sole occupation appeared to be undoing everyone else’s buttons. Needless to say “Cinders” loses more than her shoe in this version. And as for the Fairy Godmother…